So, after reading this, I went to Subway and asked for a 12” Italian. They gave me a sandwich! Dafuq?! Did I ask for a sandwich? NO! What were they thinking?!
I really like Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood… but those are some long fingers. No wonder he could play the piano so well. Apparently, gesturing with your middle finger is like saying “Hello. I like you.” :)
I hope everyone had a wonderful day today … or at least managed to not get eaten by any zombies. ;)
I wish I had her hair.
What if I told you I like dicks? You say your name isn’t Dick? Awww, you don’t have to feel left out, because I like cocks too. You do have one of those, don’t you? No cock either?! It’s okay, because I like girls, too. ;)
I can’t give candy over the internet, but I can give you some of these … xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo
P.S. I’m sorry for being late. I’m throwing in a few extra hugs and kisses to make up for it. xoxoxoxoxoxo ♥♥♥
If I had 10 cents for everyone who’s had a crush on me … I could buy a four scoop ice cream cone!
Sorry, Chris baby, but you’ll have to wait in line just like everyone else. ;D
Like a boss!
Can people tell by looking at you when you’ve gotten laid?
Probably. I’m usually wearing a big smile, and sometimes have cum dripping from my lower lip.
Have you ever made a s’more?
If by s’mores you mean me being layered in between two or more sexual partners of varying ethnicity and skin coloring, then no, I haven’t tried that yet.
Have you ever had sex with your “best friend”?
All my friends get extremely horny when they’re around me, and I don’t like saying no all the time, so yes, I have.
How much older or younger will you go?
I’ll go as young as is legal and as old as the hills.
what state do you live in?
The state of constant arousal.